smalltownbigguy:

in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful. 

vvebkinz:

qu1rk:

Guys look vvebkinz is a weenie

iM LAUGHIN G S O HARD REMEMBER WHEN I WENT TO SCHOOL IN A HOTDOG SUIT

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

dampsandwich:

the front page headline for the news of kool-aid man’s death would be “OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO”

meladoodle:

*holds up dog treat* WHO’S A GOOD BOY?? WHO’S A GOOD BOY? i am. i’m a good boy. *eats dog treat*

marceddy:

imagine being asked to be in this product’s photo shoot and excitedly bragging to your friends and family you are are going to be on a box just to find out they made you look like this